Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%.
One time I shot a gun… And the gun died!
My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred…
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre
Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin’ “good morning” to ’em. That’s a thing people used to do.…
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na
Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.
I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they…
Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit – how Game of Thrones started, probably.