Typed in “My Penis” for a password Said it was “too long.”

Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large.

The first rule of Alzheimer’s’s Club? The first rule of Alzheimer’s’s Club, Is that you don’t talk about Chess Club.

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom’s ever been in? Katy Perry

A termite walks into a bar… And he asks, “is the bar tender here?”

Non-native English speakers are the number one victim… …of getting punched in the mouse.

My brain knows that there’s a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn’t understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud

What’s the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union.