How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments.

What’s up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle.

What was the buffalo’s last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison

Don’t tell me what your cats’ names are, I’ll call’em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT’S WILDSTYLE & THAT’S SNACKMOUTH.

My friend just posted this on Facebook. He’ll make a classic dad one day. I remember 2013 like it was yesterday OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!

Learn from your parents’ mistakes: use birth control.

Kissing is weird as hell. “Um I really like you so I’m going to taste the inside of your face for a little while.”

With all the negative news lately …about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that’s Charlie Sheen.

Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? “Show me your brews!”