I have absolutely no idea what the phrase “saving room for dessert” means.

A dyslexic bank robber… Runs into a bank with a gun and screams out waving his gun around. “Every mother sticker put your hands up with is a fuck up!”

What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I’m gladiator.

WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

What’s brown and smells funny? Clown Poo

What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

Santa loves the rich kids more.

Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken…

A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 10 feet… But I can only walk so fast

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)