What’s black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Who’s a bitch? PinkShine

When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

Cracks chemistry joke No reaction

What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !

Lincoln cars can’t turn left. They’re all right, all right, all riiiggghhht

What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles…

Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem… how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.