Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they’ve removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips…

Legally,It’s questionable. Morally,It’s disgusting. Personally,I like it.

How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?

Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, “Go fish”.

Fact about apple car It has Windows

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding? “Mon, soon.”

How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin

Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty.

How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.