Did Steve Jobs’ house have windows? …

Overheard this locker room convo: “The new school janitor is weird. He’s always hiding in here when we’re showering”. I took my mop and left

I’ve heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating

At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured.

What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18

Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass.

I like my apples how I like my penis… In cider.

Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!

Kids born after 2012 will have a hard time believing there were actually movies without Kevin Hart in them.

I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay