I’m a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I’m nuts in the sack.

I just put up a white board in my house… wanted to make the place a bit more classy

I would say Reddit’s jokes aren’t copy pasted but then again we’re all *stuck* down here together in this place

1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color.

My wife calls it “woman’s intuition” but I call it “not clearing your browser history.”

As a tall person… Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life.

What’s the Cincinnati Zoo’s least favorite rap group? Gorillaz

Almost arrested for drugs and rape “I didn’t take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them” -Bill cosby

Do you want to know what’s really annoying? [deleted]

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer.