I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes…

How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon

God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You’re really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings

Batman based his superhero off what terrified him most. If I followed the same logic my superhero would be ListeningToVoicemailsMan.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar.

The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex

Pupil: Sir would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

FYI: If someone says “I’m game,” you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though.

i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced