The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can’t reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help. I guess you could say we’re frequently short-staffed.

How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed

What’s a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes

Why do cows have hoofs? Because they lack toes

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt.

Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.

What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike…

How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What rhymes with orange no it doesn’t.

ME: For my final wish, I’d like to lose some weight. GENIE: Only way is to eat less and exercise more. ME: This is bullshit.