What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot

Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he’s Heath Ledger.

[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*

Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they’re both stuck up cunts.

A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he’s ever read.

What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds

Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan’s ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman

The Harshest “Yo Mamma” Joke… Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball… She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous