I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit…. Then I thought you guys won’t be able to bear it.

When is a car no longer a car? When it turns into a driveway

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off

A young pirate asks his old sea dog captain… .. why he wears a patch over one eye. The captain replies, “Yarr, my parrot shat in me eye… And I wasn’t used to me hook”

Rose: I’m so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie

“Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird” “Dude thats my dog get off” “why is ur horse so small” “Its a DOG” Why u pronouncing horse weird

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom? “Sorry, I http”

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won’t see any stars.