What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom.

“I made $200.05 giving BJ’s to people yesterday.” “Who gave you a nickel?” “Everyone did.”

What’s the difference between MLK day and St Patrick’s day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they’re yammy!!!

What’s the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with “Once Apon a Time” and a black story starts with “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this”

Dear Americans: It’s called snow. It’s cold and wet, but can’t hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada

What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto

Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don’t live in your mom’s basement!

My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she’s my late wife.