How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?

I don’t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date… it’s never going to make it anywhere near that.

Have you seen the movie Constipated? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

Fart tutor wanted, must have references

Egyptians don’t walk like that.

Why are there no podiatrist generals? Because all they know is de feet

Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent