What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky

Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, “You can get an award for that?

Why do Steven Avery’s victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do you make a space party? -You PLANet

I went to the doctor yesterday I told him my penis suddenly turned into a tiny green ball. He said I may have peacock syndrome.

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes’ magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar

ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex.

Spent the day attempting crazy driving stunts because I forgot to read the fine print at the bottom of a car commercial.

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? …A running play – Obviously…

“how’d your football team football today?” those footballers footballed quite well…really good footballin’