People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time.

What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo.

A Russian asks another Russian if he’s seen the new magic show in town. “Cock ta-da?” “Yeah, horror show.”

What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone… A bitch fucks everyone but YOU.

Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump’s security team came out of nowhere to deport me.

I like my women like I like my wine… Twelve years old and in the cellar.

now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there

You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!