*boss calls me into office* “um but sir my name is–” Be quiet you’re “into office” now

What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!

Well… I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world

There are 10 kinds of people… * The ones who know binary * The ones who doesn’t know binary * and the ones who taught that this joke was in binary…

Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard.

Lovers joke When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate….others require a full clip and a shovel.

what if soy milk is just regular milk…. introducing itself in spanish

A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!