What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable.

Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me.

Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man

Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.

If you made a triangle with sticks… would it be twigonometry?

I wipe my ass like I drive… Only stop on red

Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty

What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!