What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they’re good ones, they’ll both blow really well.

Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That’s a peng ting.

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!

Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.

Why was the tampon flying down the school hallway? He was late for his next period.

I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they’re way harder to pick up than I thought.

Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t get an asshole until they get married.

Short people are oppressed They’re always getting overlooked.