What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ….hasidic I’ll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good…

Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!

There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit

Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla

How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Yo mama is so stank… She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams.

On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away

I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum.