Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love’s sweet ki– Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn’t care? Telapathy

The year is 2543. Beyblades are a form of currency. Everyone speaks in emoji. President Woof outlaws all cats. Madonna releases a new single

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell a carrot?”

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? …I can’t even…

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

I’m not on the Atkins Diet. I’m on the Rowan Atkinson Diet… It’s all BEANS!!

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D.

Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don’t You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I’m The Principal’s Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)