My wife was raped by a mime He preformed unspeakable acts on her

How do you make rape funny? You force it

Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels.

What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Baked beans

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain.

I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic

TIL it costs more money to make a penny than how much it’s worth That makes very little cents

For an “adult” bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books