How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !

If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Q: What is a ‘forum’? A: Two-um plus two-um.

Boaz must’ve been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless.

I ate everything, including the H.

Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.

Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones.

What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle

Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.