What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill

Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross.

Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who’s a stripper and who’s not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC.

What’s Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go ‘head girl, it’s sherbert day

wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE

It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand.