why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.

Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it’s www.emo.com/wrists

*pulls back your shower curtain* What did you mean by “creepy”

Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service… Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!

Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them.

if ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they’re always on heroin.

What’s the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won’t eat broccoli .

For those who don’t speak Spanish: “Cinco de Mayo” means “hold the mayo.”

This hasn’t helped my bull get any sleep at all. In fact, the closer I get to him with the bulldozer, the more agitated he gets.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!