How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?

Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, “You cum here often.”

If you don’t pay your exorcist You get repossessed

Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist

If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you’re a fucking racist!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever.

Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning 🙁

turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven

what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’ll see myself out…