Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: “he saw it coming”

Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a hill and turned into a field

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff

Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION

Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!

I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies.