Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull

My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven.

Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I can’t believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach…. …boy was my face red.

Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh.

Warning: Dead baby joke What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can’t fuck a rock.