What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper

Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person.

On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you’re in there for, say “the food” so all the other prisoners know you’re a loose cannon.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER 🙂

Prison counts as a gated community, right?

What’s Miley Cyrus eating for Thanksgiving.. Twerky!

I had this problem where the cap wouldn’t stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape.

Who is this “one”? And why is he always arguing with people?

Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test.