The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks “Why the wrong faith?”

I don’t trust stairs They’re always up to something…

What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana

Duck Dynasty guy is right– if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.

I have a split personality No he doesn’t

I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.

Why don’t you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

I heard a guy at the beach screaming, “HELP! SHARK! HELP!” I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn’t going to help him.

What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue