What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee

Velcro. What a rip off!

Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it’s worth the occasional gold I find.

what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing

Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray… Now he is a seasoned veteran.

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook.

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.

Sometimes I’ll start talking to someone on the train, then go “Oh, this is where I get off” then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants.