My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found.

Ropin’ and Ranchin’ by Larry Yett

When I say I’m gonna take a nap, it means I’m gonna go on my computer for three hours.

What’s the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you’re gay

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.

If Trump wins, I’m leaving the country, if Clinton wins I’m leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel

My best friend and I were comparing our penises… for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie.

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen. Love, Science

There are two types of people in life… Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest.