How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It’s not hard

PSA: If you’ve got an Islamic dog… Muslim

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain’s Log.

My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn’t expecting I’d be dissecting so many white mice.

Libertarian Presidential Candidate’s new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. “Feel the Johnson”

Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn’t want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors.

A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, “Hit me! Please hit me!” The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, “No.”

Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak..

What’s the difference between coriander and cumin? You can’t coriander your pants.

you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes “sexual” the rest of the boys all agree that he is