So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school… To pick up his wives

Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic.

Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay……

Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else.

What’s the differce between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!

Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? …. Because he never celebrated scoring a goal.

It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i’ve turned myself around, and that’s what it’s all about.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.

Being a sexist doesn’t bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn’t matter.

Next time someone asks me a question I’m going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: “I’d like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)”