If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.

Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse… … That they call the Pope daddy

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon.

What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I’ll see myself out…)

I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good

I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters… Its shift work.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean. 😀 edit: funnier when said aloud

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer’s? The Iforgotto

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)