True: If you don’t eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don’t love your mom.

Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you’re 12 to come onto your face.

A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said “I Hate Black People” …I thought to myself “Well damn- thats a little racist.

What’s the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge.

What’s the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I’ll show myself out.

I’ve decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I’ll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation.

“Sugar” is the only word in the English language where “su-” makes a “sh” sound. At least, I’m pretty sure…

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don’t exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry.