Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls

What’s a lumberjack’s favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton

Keep in mind that “The Cat in the Hat” is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you’re gone…

Political Joke The Economy

Why don’t you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!

Islam is a race. Because it’s inbreeds fucking each other.

When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

I see you’ve got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad’s really going to get the hump!

“Oh you just put lotion on? You’re not going anywhere.” – Doorknob

A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;