Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!

Dad and son A son asks his father “Why does my bum hurt” while the father replies “Because I love you son”

Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer… I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.

What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

Well it’s like my dad always told me “When life gives ya lemons” Chances are you’re in the fruit aisle.

September is Alzheimer’s Awareness month… remind me tomorrow.

What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer.

Stealing mosquito repellent… Jacking Off!

My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.