Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It’ll help you lose a lot of pounds.

An irishman walks out of a bar…

What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Putting captions in the wrong place You know what I hate the most…?

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.

Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem.

[Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*

When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me.

A guy walks into a bar… Ouch.