Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it’s the balm baby!

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives.

Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle.

I milked the cow “We don’t have a cow” the neighbors’ cow then “Their cat?” Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo “Meow” Ah shoot

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I realised I’d hit rock bottom.

Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex.

Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to prom? He had no body to go with.