Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me.

Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, “Awwww…” while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks.

You’re shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.

What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull.

Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who’s left?

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I’m a sbad sperson

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss

If we attacked Turkey from the rear… …do you think Greece would help?