[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I’ll just fight daytime crimes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin’ Skywalker.

My girlfriend is great in bed… But I don’t know how my best friend would know that.

What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe…

The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking.

How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms

What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly

I don’t understand women. I also don’t understand how a car works but I still drive it.