Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, “We don’t serve superconductors here.” He leaves without resistance.

I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.

How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!

Mom: “Do you want this?” Me: “No.” Mom: “Ok I’ll give it to your brother.” Me: “No I want it.”

What’s the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting.

Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria.

Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side.

What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection

How to get a cop’s attention

What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik