If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive… …I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-

I’ve been going through a really rough period at work this week It’s my own fault for swapping my tampax for sand paper.

Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires… men.

[me narrating a documentary about narrators] “I can’t hear what they’re saying cuz I’m talking”