How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button.

New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox.

[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we “synchronize our cycles.”

And God said to Peter, “come forth and I shall give you eternal life” Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster

Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts

Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I’m 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I’m 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin.

What did the dick say to the balls? You two wait outside.

Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room.

Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong