Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Does anyone know any jokes about buttons? Topic.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do air and sex have in common? Neither is terribly important until you’re not getting any.

People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that shit again. I almost killed myself

My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast.

Here’s a joke The amount of subscribers to this community