How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I have a friend who is really into Christianity… …he goes to church religiously.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W’s.

What’s long, black and doesn’t work? The unemployment line.

What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon.

Just threw away a trash can. That was weird.

When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)

My sister teaches 1st grade. A boy in her class had a tantrum and screamed “I hate you!” and she gently replied “I know. It doesn’t matter.”

My sister’s got hay fever, and now she has diabetes. I tried to cheer her up. You know, the usual. Flowers, chocolates