What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!

I don’t often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty.

What makes an ISIS joke funny? The Execution

Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? – A: RUFF!

By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard

Time for an update twitter. Please add a “WHO CARES” button right next to retweet and favorite.

What’s in a domestic book? Home page.

Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is “stable”.

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.