I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.

More like “science UN-fair” *I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava* *I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon

Cant’ believe my horse came first yesterday!!’ Dad, how many times have I told you i’m not interested in your’s and Camilla’s bedroom antics!’

How Long is a Chinese name.

Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can’t believe the currant exchange rate.

What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

I just searched google for ‘Lost Medieval Servant Boy’ “Page Not Found”

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean the same thing…except when you’re at a funeral.