I held the record for collecting Stephen King’s books. Then I lost It.

I think I’ve found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all.

The hardest part of eating a vegetable… Is the wheelchair.

My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up… but the bird was cool.

A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.

The Worst “F” Word Finals

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse.

My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She’ll NEVER see this line because she doesn’t open them.

Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr

I too save a bunch of money on car insurance. By not having any.